World Title
Jake vs Jonny
Special Guest Referee – Shawn Taylor

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Special Guest Ref







Mike Fisher: Now normally Melanie Jackson would be announcing this, but Osh has signed up a special guest announcer for this epic event, so let me introduce to you…. MICHAEL…BUFFER!



Michael Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IIW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

The crowd cheers.

Michael Buffer: Introducing first!

The End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage begins to play as Jake E Dangerously makes his way out to the ring, he gets a mixed reaction but mainly cheers as the fans have really began to take to their idol.

Michael Buffer: Making his way to the ring, from Freddy Beach, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds. He is the former longest reigning IIW WORLD CHAMPION... JAKE. E. DANGEROUSLY.

Michael Buffer: And Now

A Blackhawk helicopter is shown flying above the area. Jonny C is hanging out the side of the Blackhawk holding a flag with his face on it and a huge smile on his face. He is yelling "How awesome do I look right now!!!" The Blackhawk circles the IIW arena a few times then comes to hover over the parking lot. 7 ropes drop from the helicopter. Jonny C and 6 men wearing all black riot gear repel from the helicopter.

Jonny C lands on the roof of his tank. He is wearing full camo riot gear. He stands still and salutes the helicopter as it circles once more then flys away. The 6 men line up along side the tank. Jonny hops into the tank and it starts to move forward with the riot guards walking along side. The tank turns a bit and drives into the backstage area of the arena completely destroying a garage door and drives to the side of the entrance ramp.

Michael Buffer: Making his way to the ring, from a Milford Connecticut, weighing in at 260 pounds. He is a an icon among IIW Legends... JONNY... "F’N"... C!!!

#1 by Nelly blares over the arena PA system. Jonny stands half out of the tank and drives it out onto the arena floor. He rotates the top part and points it at the ring. He ducks back inside and fires the tank at the lighting rig above the ring. Sparks and flames explode from the rigging and a banner unravels that has a picture of just Jonny Cs head and says The Face of Professional Wrestling. He parks the tank on the side of the entrance ramp gets out and stands on top and looks around the arena and smiles.

The 6 riot guards line up on both sides of the ramp. Jonny C stands in the middle of the group and they escort him to the ring. Jonny runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He runs to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Jonny holds his hands out at his sides and yells "LETS GO TO WAR." He hops off the ropes and leans into the corner and begins to remove his riot gear.


The lights do dark, the familiar drums hit and the crowd go wild as Shawn Taylor's music hits, lit only by a spotlight and some flashing blue lights.

Shawn steps out onto the stage, grinning and looking at the crowd. As soon as the chorus starts Shawn outstretches his arms and a shower of pyro comes from the top of the stage behind him, as he does this the house lights come up a bit, with blue spots roaming the arena.

Shawn walks down the ramp, clapping hands with the fans smiling from ear to ear. He walks up the steps, and launches himself into the ring over the top rope.

Michael Buffer: Your referee for the evening. SHAWN TAYLOR!

Mike Fisher: It looks like Shawn is wearing one of those wireless Britney style headsets!

Scott James: It’s Britney Bitch!

Michael Buffer: Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated match in the history if professional wrestling, for the heavyweight championship of the woooorldd.

Are you ready????

Wrestling fans, Are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaddddddyyy?

For the thoustands in attendance and the millions watching around the world, from Manchester, England…

Ladies and Gentleman

LEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLE


*DING! DING! DING!*

The match begins, and Jonny C begins delivering punches to the face. He connects with about seven punches. He goes for another punch, but Jake E Dangerously catches his fist, and begins delivering punches of his own. He connects with about five punches, he then goes for a clothesline, but Jonny C ducks, delivers a kick to the midsection, and connects with a DDT, he then turns Jake E Dangerously over, and locks in a Camel clutch. Jake E Dangerously refuses to give up, so Jonny C puts more pressure on the hold, but Jake E Dangerously still refuses to give up, and Jonny C eventually loses his grip, and releases the hold before waiting for Jake E Dangerously to get to his feet.

Shawn Taylor: Checking in boys, how we getting on

Mike Fisher: Shawn! Shouldn’t you be concentrating on this match!!!

Scott James: The man’s a former IIW World champion, he can do as h likes!

Shawn Taylor: Oh wait hold on Jake’s getting back up. Shawn Out!

Jake E Dangerously eventually gets to his feet, and Jonny C connects with a kick to the head, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously back to his feet, gets behind him, and connects with a Tiger suplex before going out to the apron, climbing to the top turnbuckle, leaping off, and connecting with a diving Splash! he then locks in a surfboard stretch. Jake E Dangerously refuses to give up, so Jonny C puts more pressure on the hold, but Jake E Dangerously still refuses to give up, and Jonny C eventually loses his grip, and releases the hold before delivering punches to the head. He connects with about ten punches, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, and connects with a backbreaker before lifting Jake E Dangerously back to his feet, and connecting with a scoop powerslam, he then waits for Jake E Dangerously to get to his feet. Jake E Dangerously eventually gets to his feet, and Jonny C connects with a enzuigiri before lifting Jake E Dangerously to his feet, getting behind him, and connecting with a back suplex, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, delivers a kick to the midsection, and connects with the sitdown Powerbomb followed into a pin attempt!

ONE!!!

TWO!!! *kickout*

Jake E seems to get his second wind here as he springs up and then lifts Jonny C back to his feet, gets behind him, and connects with a back suplex before delivering a knee drop to the face, he then lifts Jonny C back to his feet again, and connects with the [Jake Signature Move] before going for the pin!

Shawn drops to the mat and begins a count

ONE!!!

TWO!!! *kickout*

Mike Fisher:: Not yet! Jonny C kicks out!

Scott James: Bloody Hell did not expect that! I was almost convined Shawn was going to slow count it

Jake E Dangerously lifts Jonny C to his feet, and goes for a scoop slam, but Jonny C fights out of it, lands on his feet behind Jake E Dangerously, and connects with a German suplex before locking in a single leg Boston Crab. Jake E Dangerously refuses to give up, so Jonny C puts more pressure on the hold, but Jake E Dangerously still refuses to give up, and Jonny C eventually loses his grip, and releases the hold, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, and connects with a sidewalk slam before lifting Jake E Dangerously back to his feet, delivering a kick to the midsection, and connecting with a gutwrench suplex, lifting Jake E Dangerously back to his feet again, getting behind him, and connecting with a Tiger suplex, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, gets behind him, and connects with a German suplex before going to the outside, reaching under the ring, and pulling out a mop, he then slides in the ring,

Scott James: HE’S GOT CHARLIE’S MOP!!!!

Mike Fisher – Surely Shawn isn’t going to allow this?

Shawn looks at Jonny, looks at the mop and shrugs as Jonny waits for Jake E Dangerously to get back to his feet. Jake E Dangerously eventually gets back to his feet, and Jonny C connects with a mop shot to the head before delivering more mop shots to the head. He connects with about five shots, he then drops the mop, turns Jake E Dangerously over, and locks in the Ankle lock!

Jake E Dangerously refuses to give up, so Jonny C puts more pressure on the hold, but Jake E Dangerously still refuses to give up, so Jonny C puts even more pressure on the hold, but Jake E Dangerously STILL refuses to give up, and Jonny C eventually loses his grip, and releases the hold before waiting for Jake E Dangerously to get to his feet.

Jonny C lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, gets behind him, and goes for the Jonny C slam! NO!!! Jake E Dangerously fights out of it, lands on his feet behind Jonny C, and connects with a back suplex, he follows up by lifting Jonny C to his feet, delivering a kick to the midsection, and connecting with a piledriver, he then connects with a knee drop to the face before lifting Jonny C back to his feet, and connecting with a suplex, he then lifts Jonny C back to his feet again, and connects with a scoop slam before delivering stomps to the face. He connects with about five stomps, he then goes out to the apron, climbs to the top turnbuckle, and waits for Jonny C to get to his feet. Jonny C eventually gets to his feet, and Jake E Dangerously leaps off, and connects with a missile dropkick before going for the pin!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THRE!!! NO!!! *kickout*

Mike Fisher:: Jonny C kicks out, but just barely!

Scott James: That's bullshit! That was a slow count! Give the match to Jake E already!

Mike Fisher:: Your bias is really unbelievable! It's showing just how much of a moron you are! Now that the world already knows you're a fucking idiot!

Scott James: IF that had been Harold Bishop doing the count, not Jonny’s mate Shawn Taylor, this would be over!

Jake E Dangerously lifts Jonny C to his feet, and delivers a punch to the head. Jonny C delivers a punch of his own, and they begin trading punches. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously. Jonny C. Jake E Dangerously goes for another punch, but Jonny C catches his arm, and connects with a belly to belly suplex, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously to his feet, and connects with a backbreaker before lifting Jake E Dangerously back to his feet, delivering a kick to the midsection, and connecting with a Butterfly suplex, he then lifts Jake E Dangerously back to his feet again, delivers another kick to the midsection, and connects with a another Pile Driver

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THRE!!! NO!!! *kickout*

Mike Fisher:: And another kickout for Jonny C!

Jake E Dangerously lifts Jonny C to his feet, and and goes for the Dangerous Liason! NO!!! Jonny C fights out of it, and lands on his feet behind Jake E Dangerously. Jake E Dangerously turns around, and Jonny C connects with the Spinebuster, he picks Jake Up and lifts him onto his shoulders…. He signals for it

Mike Fisher: THE F’N POINT!!!!!

Jonny C Makes the pin….

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THREE!!!

Mike Fisher: Jonny’s done it he’s won the world title!

Scott James: But wait, look at Shawn Taylor…

Shawn Taylor is shaking his head…. He points to the IIW Screen…. The replay plays showing Jake E Dangerously kicked out right before the last second!

Mike Fisher: OH MY GOD! Jake E Dangerously kicked out of the F’N Point

Jonny C is staring at Shawn Taylor, the anger on his face is building

Mike Fisher: This could be it, this could be the moment it all blows up

Jonny stares down Shawn, who raises his finger and points behind Jonny, Jonny looks and Jake E Dangerously is back on his feet, Neckbreaker… Pin

One!!!

TWO!!!!!

KICK OUT

Mike Fisher: Jonny almost cost himself the title then

Shawn Taylor: What a dumbass….

Jake sneaks up behind Jonny and hits a missile drop kick sending Jonny over the top rope, he slides out after him, but Jonny is quick with a thumb to the eye catching Jake E Dangerously off guard

Shawn Taylor: 1!

Jonny drops under Jake and quickly drops him with a sick looking jawbreaker sending Jake E Dangerously to the ground

Shawn Taylor: 2!

Jonny lifts Jake up dropping him face first on the outside ring barrier, he lines Jake E up and takes a few steps back before CANNONBALLING his way straight onto Jake and through the barrier as the crowd start up a HOLY MELONS chant!

Shawn Taylor: 3!

Both men continue to be laid out hardly moving
Shawn Taylor: 4!

5!

6!

Groggily Jonny C is back on his feet now stumbling around, he grabs the side of the ring to help himself back up, but Jake E Dangerously is thinking quickly and trips Jonny up onto the ground again

Shawn Taylor: 7!

8!

Jake E is now back to his feet and is making a dash for the ring but Jonny C grabs his leg from the floor and holds on, wrapping his legs around the underneath of the ring

9!!!!!

Mike Fisher: NOT THIS WAY…

Jake slides in!!!!!!

Scott James: HE MADE THE COUNT!!!

Shawn Taylor: Yeah but title can’t change hands on a count out can it?

Scott James: If there’s no current champion, does that rule still apply?

Shawn stops the count as he waits for Jonny C to get back in the ring

Shawn Taylor: FIGHT TO THE DEATHHHHH!

Jake is back on the attack, stomping methodically on body parts of Jonny C, he grabs his arm pulling it across his chest and wrenching it back as he drives Jonny back to the mat, following this up he throws Jonny C into the turnbuckle, he pummels away at him, building himself up, gaining momentum, he steps back composing himself

Mike Fisher: I really think Jake E Dangerously is ready now, he’s found himself in the right place

Scott James: Where as Jonny C could soon find himself in the wrong place…

Jonny slowly makes his way up…..BLACK EYE! Jonny slumps back to the ground as Jake E Dangerously smashes his right foot into the skull of Jonny C, quick to continue… Jake grabs Jonny and rags him to his feet…

Mike Fisher: THIS IS THE SETUP!!!!! To Dangerous Liaison!

Jake E Dangerously hooks Jonny C’s arms…..DANGEROUS LIASON

Mike Fisher: HES PLANTED HIM SQUARE ON HIS HEAD FOLKS, THIS ONE IS OVER!

ONE!!!!!

TWO!!!!!

THREEE!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!

Scott James: JONNY C HAS RETURNED THE FAVOUR!!!!!

Mike Fisher: JONNY C HAS KICKE OUT OF THE DANGEROUS LIASON!!!!!

Jake E Dangerously now has that look of shock on his face, very similar to the one Jonny C had when Jake kicked out of the F’N Point. Jake is looking round now wracking his brain for how to proceed

Mike Fisher: I’ve never seen Jake so unsure of his next move!

Jake grabs Jonny and throws him into the turnbuckle again before taking a moment to compose himself, Jonny meanwhile is slowly coming round, he quickly undoes the top turnbuckle exposing the hard metal wiring.

Jonny Charges as Jake who ducks under him, Jake E Dangerously goes for the enziguri on Jonny’s return but Jonny slides under it, anticipating Jake’s quick return to his feet he drop kicks him into the opposite turnbuckle, Jake staggers out of it, Jonny backs off as Jake staggers towards him…. DROP TOE! Jake’s head goes flying into the exposed turnbuckle and he’s bleeding!!!!

Scott James: BLOOD BLOOD BABY!

Jonny smirks, he grabs Jake, he picks him up…..The next few seconds are a blur as the crowd go deafly quiet… There is an eruption as THE F’N POINT is delivered

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!

THREE!!!!!

The Bell Rings……

Mike Fisher: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!

Scott James: That Finish will go down in history!!!!

Jonny C is holding Jake E Dangerously above him, then suddenly Jake slipped out behind Jonny and hoisted Jonny up above his shoulders….He delivers Jonny C’s finisher THE F’N POINT!!!!

Mike Fisher: IT TOOK Jake E Dangerously everything he had to win this…He had to dig into his nemesis Jonny C’s arsenal in order to get the win….but my god he did it!

Michael Buffer: YOUR WINNER….AND NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

JAKE.

E.

DANGEROUSLY.


Jake E Dangerously holds up the belt….Emotional as this is 13 years in the making, this is a much wiser to the world Jake E Dangerously though, and he quickly makes his exit, leaving through the crowd as they chant his name, this man has known Osh too long, he knows he needs to get out of here

Regulate by Warren G and Nate Dogg begins to play

Mike Fisher: Who is this?

Scott James: Look! IT’s Jay again!

Jay Vaughan, Russell Wayne and Zack Steele are strolling down to the ring



They stroll to the ring and slide in where Jonny C is sat in the corner, Jay Vaughan pulls him to his feet

Jay Vaughan: Jonny my man, so close, yet so far eh? You knew it wouldn’t be long until I was here, you knew Osh gave me the call, we just had a few things to clean up first in Canada right? Well that’s been taken care of, I’ve achieved and found what I needed to here, so when my uncle Osh called out to me last Mayhem, I knew it was time to come back, I knew it was time to pick up the slack, too many people around here trying to take the piss out of Osh’s good natured attitude to life! That changes now. The Steele’s have always been a big part of the Vaughan connection, going back to Zack’s dad Mark who teamed with Osh back in the day as well as Corey who teamed with your son Curtis.

Jonny, just like in the FCPW you have come up short in your big World Title match, you know the one you cost me the chance of competing in….But don’t worry Jonny, I don’t hold grudges here. The Regulation don’t hold grudges either, so here it is…Come join me Jonny, come join us….Are you in?

Before Jonny can respond, Blade Alexander and The Commander make their charge to the ring. With Bob Mitchell stood at the top by the entrance



Jay Vaughan: Russell, Zack, Get them!!!!

The 5 men begin to brawl as Jonny C slides out the ring taking in everything that has happened as he backs away… Blade and Commander continue to battle hard but they’re slowly getting out numbered by the 3 Men….Suddenly RYAN HAWKINS speeds down to the ring

Mike Fisher: ITS NOW 3 on 3!!!!!

They all continue to brawl as Blade, Commander and Ryan get the upper hand. The Regulation slide out the ring to regroup…As they stare up at the 3 in the ring the IIW Screen begins to play

Mike Fisher: IS THAT CONNOR BRIGGS AGAIN???

Scott James: I THOUGHT HE’D GONE HOME!



IIW Announcement from Connor Briggs

Mike Fisher: OH MY GOD!!! What an announcement…What is going to be the fall out from this? Catch it all on Mayhem!!!!

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